Hello! To anyone peeking in my bio!

I'm a Christian Kiwi living in New Zealand! You're most welcome to send me a message or chat request. I'm always in a good mood so if i ever sound a little grumpy for no reason, it's either because i've just woken up and can't be bothered opening both eyes! Or i've simply forgotten the exclamation mark! Lol

My family on chess.com: @DJLowe156, @JerushaL, @ELowe1210, @MaryLowe13!

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Hilarious chess game:

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A story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody...

"There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody’s job. Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn’t do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done."

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Why couldn't anyone play cards on Noah's Ark?

Because Noah was standing on the deck.

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"When I taught Sunday School a little boy asked me if I was on the Ark with Noah. I said, "Of course not!" And he said, "Then why didn't you drown?"

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Why didn't Noah go fishing on the ark?

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What kind of person was Boaz before he got married?

Ruth-less!

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How long did Cain hate his brother?

As long as he was able! (Abel)

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Who was the best business woman in the Bible?

Pharaoh’s daughter... She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet. xD

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The devil is nothing but a snake! The thing about snakes is they haven't got arms or feet, so satan has been dis-armed and defeeted!

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Jonah and the whale

One day, a teacher was talking to her first grade class about whales when a little girl had a question.

Little Girl: “Do whales swallow people?”

Teacher: “No, even though they are much bigger than a person, they have very small throats.

Little Girl: “But Jonah was swallowed by a whale.”

Teacher getting angry: “Again, whales cannot swallow people.”

Little Girl: “Well, when I get to heaven I’ll ask Jonah.”

Teacher, still red with anger: “What if Jonah went to hell?”

Girl: “Then you ask him.”

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I also build Legos in my free time! ⬇️

Huge Lego castle MOC! (youtube.com)